Cthulhu versus Chuck Norris?!?

Increible (y porque no decirlo; friki) documento que he hallado trasteando por Internet. He encontrado una web donde el mismo Cthulhu responde a preguntas enviadas por los lectores y aqui hay una que desvela una de los grandes misterios de la naturaleza...en fin aqui os lo dejo; la lástima que está en inglés y que me da mucha pereza ahora traducirlo:

Dear Cthulhu,
Who would win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?
Sincerely, Still has a few ounces of anonymity left.

Dear Anonymity:
I think it's cute that you think you're unknown to me. Norris is often confused with the characters he plays on TV by puny humans. It would take a fictional character to defeat me, a very real and existent creature lurking in R'leyh, a real place. There are very few characters from fictional stories that could, concievably beat me, including Norris's characters, Mr. T's characters, MacGyver (if given enough string), and Zombie Jesus. Some claim Harrison Ford, Vin Diesel, or Orlando Blooms' characters would have defeated me, but I know for a fact they would have all joined me. If you doubt this list's completeness, please send me your soul via email, with a fictional character you think could defeat me, and I may consider adding your favorite characters to this list.
-Cthulhu